Receipt talk
There seem to be two extremes in the world of register receipts. One version is little bigger than a postage stamp. The other school of thought is the one favored by larger chain stores, the monster receipt. I bought one cd and one bottle of water, length of receipt? Just a fraction under 21" Seems like a bit much to me.
They should hire me to look at their cost saving options, I could hit half a mil in paper alone.
They should hire me to look at their cost saving options, I could hit half a mil in paper alone.
posted by Robert_M at 2:46 PM
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Receipts, no matter the size, come in handy if you're a crackhead. I was watching some HBO special "Love & Crack" or some such, and it followed the real life travails of homeless crackhead couples in NYC. To get money, they'd rummage through garbage for receipts. Then they'd go to the store where the receipt came from, pick out the same item that was on the receipt, and take it to the return desk and claim it was defective. With cash in hand, it was off to repack the crackpipe.
But the better scam was the crackhead lady who posed as a hooker, got picked up by johns, and then flashed a fake police badge and told the guys they would either be arrested, or they could give her all of the money in their wallet as a donation to the police retirement fund. And guys emptied out their wallets everytime.
It just goes to show, any idiot can become a crackhead, but it takes a bit of genius to stay a crackhead.
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